hellaerin:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

it’s an idiom, dear god.

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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via sunflowerrseeds)

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extrasad:

Just don’t make friends when you’re young